Woodchuck: *also tap dancing* What comes next? Even we don't know!

Tai: *tap dancing as well* The start of this page was a little slow!

Wesley: So lie back and enjoy your stay!

Woodchuck: In fact, you can even stay all day!

Tai: Though I wouldn't stay that long, even if I were paid...

Wesley: Watch us now, you'll have a blast!

Woodchuck: It's like now show you've seen in the past!

Tai: This sad image in your mind will always last!

Wesley: Wesley...wesleywesleywesley! WESLEY!!

Woodchuck: Woodchuck...woodchuckwoodchuckwoodchuck WOODCHUCK!!!

Tai: Tai...taitaitai! TAI!!

Wesley and Woodchuck: THE WESLEY AND WOODCHUCK AND TAI PRODIGIOUS PAGE OF FUN!!! *crowd claps as Wesley and Woodchuck and Tai go over and sit down in a little chair.*

Wesley: Well, that was fun, wasn't it, Woodchuck and Tai?

Woodchuck: Yes, very!! *They smile at the camera for a minute.*

Tai: So...how come my name isn't on the little blue bar thing?

Wesley: We could go up and fix it but if we did then you'll still be asking this question and that would be a little queer.

Tai: Queer?

Wesley: YES!! QUEER!!!

Tai: Well, how about we just erase all that we just said and just add my name up there?

Woodchuck: *humming the little theme song and being oblivious*

WESLEY AND WOODCHUCK...*Link and Luigi appear as giant transparent heads*

Wesley: YES?! *Wesley and Woodchuck get down and start bowing*

YOU MISUSED THE LITTLE POP UP MESSAGE...THINGS...

Woodchuck: IT WAS ALL WESLEY'S FAULT!!!

Wesley: IT WAS NOT!!!

Tai: I take no part in this.

SILENCE!!!! FOR THAT, I WILL END YOUR PAGE RIGHT NOW!!!

Wesley and Woodchuck: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!