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The historical significance of toilet paper!!
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The Historical Significance of Toilet Paper
By TK's Mom

There is a lot of historical significance in toilet paper. The first roll of toilet paper was invented in the year 1485 on June 18 at four o'clock at night. A woman named Ima Knave needed something to wipe her ass after she finished using the toilet but there wasn't anything. Now, using something to wipe their asses never occured to the people in the olden days. But it occured to Miss. Knave so she decided to invent toilet paper so everyone could wipe their asses.

At first, she cut pieces of cloth from her dress but pretty soon, her dress was getting very short so she decided to make paper made specifically for wiping asses. She realized that constuction paper didn't work and neither did printer paper. So then she took napkins and paper towels and used those.

As for the historical significance...

If our great leaders didn't have anything to wipe their asses then maybe they wouldn't be as great as they are today. For example, let's say right before President Washington's election, he had to use the bathroom. What if he had had to sit on the toilet all through the election because he didn't have anything to wipe his ass? Then he wouldn't have been elected president and our nation wouldn't be where it is today.

So I would just like to say that we could have gone without all of the fancy electronics that we have today. But if we didn't have toilet paper then we probably wouldn't have even gotten those fancy electronics because great inventors would be discouraged by the rashes on their asses.


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