TK: Yes, that pig was quite annoying.
Tai: I'm having doubts that that was even a pig.
TK: So, what's on the menu today, Sora?
Sora: *looking at the menu* Looks like pork.
Tai: Yum yum yum! How I LOVE pork!! And I'm sure this one will taste especially good since we have all the correct ingrients and...
Mr. Mystophilies: MEOW!!! I WANT MY MILK!!
Tai, TK and Sora: ARGH!!
Mr. Mystophilies: GIVE ME MY MILK!!
You better give him his milk!
Sora: But we don't HAVE his milk!
Then you'll just have to find some!
TK: THEN can we do our cooking show?
Of course!!
Mr. Mystophilies: ROAR!!! *he crashes through the wall and lumbers away.*
Tai: Well, looks like we have to go and find his milk. *the three walk through the hole in the wall.*
Sora: I know! We can just hitch a ride into town and buy some new milk for him, okay?
TK: Really, Sora?! I NEVER would have thought of that! *Sora looks proud of herself. They all walk to the side of the road. Sora and TK get in the bushes whereas Tai goes over to the side of the road and puts his thumb out.*
Tai: HEY!!! OIY!!! OVER HERE!! OIY OIY OIY!! *he starts jumping around like an insane moron but all the cars just whiz right by him* HEY!! I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY!!
TK: Let me show you how it's done! Matt showed me how to hitch-hike perfectly. *TK walks over and sticks his thumb out like a pro and a lady is there in a red car motioning for TK to come in her car as if she wants to hit on him. TK turns around and faces Tai and Sora.*
Tai: Well?!
TK: WE COULDN'T ALL FIT IN HER CAR!!!
Sora: This needs a woman's touch! *She accumulates a sign, walks to the side of the road and holds it up. Someone in a wagon stops and Tai, TK and Sora run over.* WILL you stop and let us have a ride on top?
Guy: NO I WILL NOT!! BECAUSE THIS IS MY WAGON!! *he rides away*
Tai: Why did he even bother stopping if he wasn't going to let us ride??
TK: Now how are we going to get to town to get Mr. Mystophilies some milk?
Sora: We can walk. It's not THAT far. *They start walking when they're stopped by Ken, Koushiro and Kari.*
Ken: Did a big ugly cat on the rampage come by here earlier?
Tai: Who wants to know?
Koushiro: The people who's names begin with 'K's.
Kari: And girly font colors.
Ken: Duh.
TK: Yes, we did see a big ugly cat on the rampage. I wonder if it's the same one?
Kari: Was it looking for its milk?
Sora: Yup.
Kari: It's the same one.
Tai: Oh, WE'RE looking for him too!
Koushiro: GASP!! That's OUR job!!
TK: We can work together! We can find him twice as fast!
Ken: Hm...I SUPPOSE...
Kari: We have to transform!! HIKARI...STAR...POWER!!! *she transforms like Sailor Moon and it takes her about an hour. Everyone stares at her.* What?
Ken: *slapping his forehead* Ug.
Koushiro: LOOK!! THERE HE GOES!!
Tai: AFTER HIM!! *Tai, TK and Sora chase after Mr. Mystophilies.*
Koushiro: Well that got rid of them. Let's go find the REAL one and not some conjoured up shadow creature of mine. *Ken and Kari nod and the three run off in search of Mr. Mystophilies.*
Sora: FOLLOW THAT CAT!!
Mr. Mystophilies: ROAR!! *suddenly, Mr. Mystophilies poofs.*
TK: Now there's something you don't see every day.
Tai: At least we don't have to get him some milk. *they shrug and walk back to the cooking show set.*
Sora: Okay, with NO interupptions, we'll get to our cooking show so all the viewers at home will know how to make pork.
TK: Take a pig, put it in a pot, cook it, eat it.
Tai: VERY GOOD TK!! *he pats TK on the head.* But we kind of have to explain it in detail.
Sora: Um...do you think that we could just DO it and the viewers at home can observe us? *the other two shrug and nod*
TK: Let's do it! *he pulls out the pig from the previous cooking show and stuffs in in the pot. Then he puts it under the counter and pulls out a different pot with a roasted pig in it.* And your final result SHOULD look something like this!
Tai: That's it for today! Tomorrow we'll be learning...MASHED POTATOS!! *they chuckle warmly as a black circle engulfs them*
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