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Sora...do we really need her?
What does Sora ever do for the team?

I know that this has NOTHING to do with Matt and Izzy being brothers but it's still fun. Have you ever noticed how Sora has just kind of faded into the background slowly but surely in 02? And how about in 01 how she did more harm than help? Let me explain.

Okay, one of her annoying harmful acts was when she claimed her crest didn't work and ran away from them when they tried to find her. She's got to be the most gullible person in the whole world. Example:

Demidevimon- YOU'RE CREST DOESN'T WORK!!
Sora- OOOOOOHHHHH!!

She thought she was being soooooo helpful by helping them in the shadows when it would have been SOOO much more helpful if she had just jumped out and said "HERE I AM!!"

Hm...let's think back to "The Crest Of Friendship" episode. Sure, Matt wasn't being the most helpful by getting lost in the cave of darkness and all but then there goes Sora?! UM!! EXCUSE ME?! Was that REALLY needed?! Matt had a reason! Sora was like 'Ooooohh...I have to find Matt, TK and Joe even though they're standing right here!!' It was annoying with Matt the FIRST time around but then Sora goes and does it too?! ARGH!!

In the movie, Sora had PLENTY of chances to come over and help. In fact, she was standing at the door standing there going 'STUPID TAI!!' She could have helped save the world but NO she was all upset about a hairclip and just couldn't get over it!!

What about in that episode with Etemon and the pyramid. Sora was kidnapped and cloned. It might not have been HER fault but they were LOOKING for her crest. Also, why did it have to be HER?! Wouldn't it have been a lot more interesting and silly looking if they had kidnapped...oh say...JOE and cloned him instead?! But then again, Tai wouldn't be able to be all dramatic and heroic to save Joe as he was to save Sora.


All right, now that I've explained why Sora is so very useless, I will now say what bothers me about her and why I hate her. AHEM!!

Sora's helmet/hat. Sometimes it's a helmet so Joe can bang on it and sometimes it's a foldable hat that her mom can carry around with her. UM!!

Am I the only one who noticed that Sora's butt is so unusally large and abnormal? When she bends down to put her hands on TK's shoulders it's like 'AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S ATTACKING US!!' We've got a clear shot of THE BLOB!!

Sora's waist is just a LITTLE too high. I'll leave it at that.

Okay, I don't know if I've already made fun of her scream yet but...wait...I can't even call it a scream. It's...'oh' only dragged out and higher as if she's singing opera or something.

BIYOMON!!

Biyomon: "YOU MEAN THERE ARE MILLIONS OF SORAS?!" (Uh oh.) Sora: "THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME!!" (FORTUNATELY!!)

Her voice. It sounds all...stupid...um...yeah.

I'm sure that if she was extracted from the series half way through then no one would notice. Actually, people would suddenly go 'Hey, did the series just get a lot better all of a sudden or what?'

Her eating habits. What normal kid likes vegetables AND ADMITS IT?! They're all talking about how much they want to have GOOD stuff and then she goes and says that she wants broccoli!! Also, when they're on their way to Piximon's lair I mean house Sora starts with "Ice cream, cold rootbeer'. I thought she didn't like ice cream. Okay, I made up the fact that she didn't like ice cream but she probably doesn't. Also, she and Biyomon have a conversation about spinich.

Sora's mom looks like Wufei but she doesn't. She should look like Wufei!!

How come she has a dad all of a sudden? She's just supposed to have a mom. Her dad is also a knave.

As much as I hated Sora before, the Christmas episode made my hatred grow to enormous proportions!! Who knows HOW MANY TIMES Tai has risked his butt and saved her and she goes and blows him off as if it's not going to hurt his feelings?! And WHO does she blow him off for? MATT!! I'm not saying that Matt is not prodigious and all but how many times has Matt even TALKED to Sora let alone saved her or shown any romantic interest in her whatsoever!? Here we have Tai, FOLLOWING Sora to Matt's house with high hopes that his heroic deeds have paid off and Sora will say yes to him if he asks her to go to Matt's concert.

Sora: No, I wanted to be free just in case Matt was available. *giggle*

POOR TAI!! *HUG*


YAY!! That was fun venting all my hate towards Sora!! And she's not even my least favorite! OH WELL!!

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