Sora: Oh Tai. I'm so sorry. There's someone else.
Tai: Someone else?
Sora: Yes, I'm sorry Tai. *Starts crying.*
Tai: Sora, my love!! I have so much love for you! I don't care if you love me back! Just say those three small words!
Sora: I can't Tai! I would be speaking a lie!
Tai: Who is it?! Who averted your attention from me?!
Sora: Oh...oh it's Matt!!
Tai: MATT?!
Crowd: Oooooooooooooh...
Tai: I can't believe this.
Sora: I can't see you anymore Tai! *Runs away crying*
*Camera shows close up of Tai's distressed face.*
Crowd: Awwwwwww...
Sora: Matt! I told Tai!
Matt: Are you sure we're doing the right thing?
Sora: My heart is with you. I felt so horrible, he looked so sad.
*The door slams open and Tai is standing there.*
Tai: MATT!!
Matt: TAI!!
Tai: Matt, I thought your heart was with Mimi!!
Crowd: GASP!!
Sora: *In tears* Matt! You said there was no one else!
Matt: I'm sorry Sora!
*Mimi enters*
Random Person in Crowd: AND THE PLOT THICKENS!!
Mimi: *Gives Sora the evil eye*
Sora: OH MATT!! *Runs out of the room in tears*
Mimi: Matt, what was that all about?
Matt: I don't think I can be with you either, Mimi.
Tai: You mean there's ANOTHER woman?
Matt: No, I just wouldn't be able to live with the guilt. Tai, you may have Sora and Mimi...you may have Izzy.
Mimi: *Thinking* Should I tell him that Izzy is really his long last brother?
*Izzy walks in*
Izzy: Hi.
Mimi: OH IZZY!! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!!! *Runs over and hugs him.*
Izzy: Um...
*TK walks in holding a gun to Kari's head.*
TK: Don't anybody move!!
Matt: TK NO!!
TK: But I have to much angst and...
Matt: You should use a bazooka. I don't think that mere handgun will give Kari enough pain when she dies.
*Screen freezes and credits roll*