Announcer Guy: Heeeeellll-lllo everyone and WELCOME to the show!! Today's models will be showing off their metal chestware that's the new HOT style!!

*Metalgreymon struts out while dancing around slightly*

Announcer Guy: Metalgreymon is sporting our new model that's state-of-the-art stylin'! Look at the way it compliments his body and leaves the ladies SPEECHLESS!! It's made of 100% Crome Digizoid and will NEVER rust, NEVER break and will ALWAYS look good!! Thank you Metal Greymon!

*Metalgreymon walks off while cameras flash and people throw roses at him*

Announcer Guy: But don't you petits worry! There's a smaller size too!

*Silphymon struts out and stikes some poses.*

Announcer Guy: Here's Silphymon. She/he is wearing the same thing as MetalGreymon except in a smaller size. Might we remind you that it will NEVER break, NEVER rust and it will ALWAYS look good! Thank you Silphymon!

*Cameras flash as Silphymon walks offstage. Andromon comes out.*

Announcer Guy: And next we have Andromon with his complete body suit of our 100% Crome Digizoid. It's fashionable AND comfortable complete with duel opening brestplates!

*Andromon opens those thingys*

Announcer Guy: Listen to that! Not a squeak! And what body suit wouldn't be complete without a radar system that remember extremely pointless things! Thank you, Andromon!

*Andromon puts his hand on his hip and struts off the stage while swinging his hips around like a knave*

Announcer Guy: Next up we have a guy COMPLETELY made out of metal! Give it up for Shakkoumon!!

*Shakkoumon glides out like a moron.*

Announcer Guy: Look at the stylish dress! Hey, it's good for all you ladies AND you gentlemon! Watch how easily all of the attacks slide with ease out of the dress!

*Shakkoumon demonstrates*

Announcer Guy: Whether you're going to a picnic or defeating MaloMyotismon, you can wear this complete bodysuit! Thank you Shakkoumon!

*Shakkoumon glides away like a moron.*

Announcer Guy: And now for our new line of headgear!

*Angemon and Angewomon walk out while strutting their stuff*

Announcer Guy: While Angewomon models the lovely female edition, Angemon sports the male. Whether going to a party or just lounging around the house, this look says you're not afraid to wear a big piece of metal on your face! It's great in the summer sun cause it keeps the sun out of your eyes! As a matter of fact, it keeps EVERYTHING out of your eyes! Thank you Angemon and Angewomon!

*They both dance off*

Announcer Guy: We mustn't forget everyone's favorite Digimon who uses the Digi-egg of Knowledge! This guy practically INVENTED the metal look. Please welcome, DIGMON!!

*Digmon walks out waving his arms about*

Announcer Guy: Now if you can't say that wearing a drill on your face and hands is stylish, then I don't know what to think. This guy's got it all! Rugged texture and VERY durable when it comes to heavy duty drilling!

*Digmon's drills spin around a few times before he walks off*

Announcer Guy: You may think that iron underwear is only for those who wish to keep their virginity to themselves with overly protective chastity belts but here's a guy that can prove you wrong!

*Wargreymon walks out*

Announcer Guy: And you can tell with this gut that he has no intention of keeping his virginity in! All the ladies will glance your way if you have this style because it has the texture of silk but the strength of a wall! That will be all, Wargreymon!

*Wargreymon turns around and struts offstage as people flash their cameras*

Announcer Guy: I'm afraid that that brings our fashion show to a close. Tune in next time when we'll show off all our fire products!