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Matt's SECRET recipe!
In the Making
Matt: *leading Tai up on a ramp* Not like you were a GOOD leader or anything, I'm just thinking, "If we have to get a NEW leader with NEW followers, shouldn't we have to make the new followers suffer just like our old followers like us?"

Tai: So...where do I come into play?

Matt: Just jump in the pot! *points to a pot with bubbling liquid and green smoke.*

Tai: Um...

Matt: *shove*

Tai: ARGH!! *falls into the pot*

Matt: Now...for the OTHERS!!! *looks around* Um...I guess that just about sums up our leader...*picks up a giant wooden spoon and starts stirring the pot. Then he presses a button and Tai is spat out of a little pipe in the bottom of the pot*

Tai: What just happened?!

Matt: *ignoring Tai* NOW!! For another character. *pushes the first pot aside and pulls another giant pot in front of him* I think I'll add a little of Sora and Mimi! And some Jyou just for laughs! And...we need a smart one...Izzy can go in. And...I think that's it! *claps hands and his minions Unk and Oof walk out with Sora, Mimi, Jyou and Izzy in their closed hands. The four are tossed into the pot.*

All four: ARGH!!!

Matt: *ignores them, stirs the pot and then Sora, Mimi, Izzy and Jyou are soon spat out of a little pipe similar to the one that Tai was spat out of.*

Tai: What's gotten into you THIS time, Matt?!

Matt: I can't HEAR you!

Izzy: What is he doing?!

Sora: That felt so weird! I wonder what it did!

Mimi: That was scary!

Jyou: And...

Everyone: SHUT UP JYOU!!!

Matt: *pulling out ANOTHER giant pot.* This one will be fun! Hm...Izzy, Jyou, Mimi, 01 TK and...hm...no, I think that's enough.

Mimi: What?! I don't WANT to go back in the pot!! *Unk and Oof come and grab Jyou, Mimi and Izzy and toss them in the pot again. Then they go and get 01 TK and throw him in too. Matt stirs but suddenly there is a sound from behind him.*

Myotismon: What do you think you're doing, Digidestined?!

Matt: Myotismon?

Myotismon: YES!! IT IS I!! AND IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING THEN I'LL JUST HAVE TO KILL YOU!! WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! *lunges at Matt. Matt's jumps out of the way and Myotismon falls in the pot.*

Matt: Oops. I hope that doesn't come back to haunt me. *shrugs and stirs the pot some more. Then Jyou, Mimi, Izzy, 01 TK and Myotismon are spat out of the little pipe. Before Myotismon can kill anyone, Wormmon comes out of nowhere.*

Wormmon: WORMMON POWER!!! *Myotismon explodes. Wormmon leaves*

01 TK: What just happened?!

Matt: This is too fun to stop now. Hm...I think I'll just make ONE MORE and THEN I'll stop! *looks around and gets a new pot* This one will be really bizzare just to see what happens. ...Izzy, Kari, Devimon, Veemon and Jyou!!

Izzy and Jyou: NOT AGAIN!! *they are tossed in the pot*

Matt: *staring at the pot* It's STILL missing something...hm...what would make this one so much more interesting? Hm...*he suddenly feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see all of the Digidestined people who aren't in the pot at the moment standing behind him.* No, I couldn't put ALL of you in! Or else the new person would have no personality whatsoever do to the fact that there are so much personalities in it!

Tai: I have an idea! How about YOU go in the pot?! *pushes him in and then starts stirring the pot. Eventually, Izzy, Kari, Devimon, Veemon, Jyou and Matt are spit out of the pipe. Wormmon comes and kills Devimon too. YAY!!*

Matt: Hey, what was that for?! *he looks around only to see that everyone has already left. He shrugs and then reaches for the first pot that only had Tai in it.* Tai's personality for his leadership!! *presses little button and the pot explodes and standing there is...DAVIS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!* IT'S ALIVE!! IT'S ALIVE!!! I shall call him...DAVIS!!

Davis: Where am I?

Matt: It's PERFECT!! Now, Davis, run along and act like a leader now!

Davis: I'm a leader?! YAY!! *runs off to be a leader*

Matt: NOW!! *turns to the second pot* This one was made up of Sora and Mimi because they're GIRLS. Made up of Izzy for his intelligence and made up of Jyou for his nerdiness!! *presses button and Yolei is now standing there where the pot used to be!!* GENIUS!! I SHALL CALL HER...YOLEI!!

Yolei: Um...

Matt: Run along now, I have no USE for you! *Yolei shrugs and walks away. Matt turns to the third pot* My third creation is made up completely out of Jyou for his knavish personality of following the rules! Izzy for...his curiousity. Mimi for...his VOICE!! And 01 TK because of age and height. And um...Myotismon...because...uh...I don't know. He wasn't supposed to go in there! Maybe nothing will happen. *Presses the button and the third pot explodes and CODY IS STANDING THERE!!!!* I SHALL CALL HIM...CODY!!!!

Cody: Huh?

Matt: Get out of my sight. *Cody frowns and then walks away. Matt turns to his last pot.* And now for my experiment! A dash of my friend Izzy for the overwhelming amount of intellegence! A bit of Kari for a destressed life and a screwed up personality and um...her hairstyle! And Devimon so he can have fiedish ideas all the time and quite possibly become a bad guy! Veemon...for...the voice...I guess...Jyou because...we need another person with blue hair! And then there's me...how can I effect this character? Hm...I don't know. I guess I can just say he can have my eyes and the fact that EVERYONE likes me. *presses button and KEN is standing there instead of the pot* HA HA!! I SHALL CALL THIS ONE...KEN!!! NOW LEAVE!!

Ken: What?!

Matt: Now look what you did! All I wanted was an extremely long paragraph of all me talking and you had to go and say something before you left! *gets Unk and Oof to toss Ken out the window* THAT JUST ABOUT DOES IT FOR THE NEW DIGIDESTIEND!!! *laughs diabolically as the screen moves outwards and all you can see is an old, dark, crickity castle as a lightning bolt strikes.*


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