Izzy: We're all actually quite confused. But what I think happened is that Unimon decided that he could attack Joe and Gomamon.

Tai: And then the unthinkable happened.

Izzy: Right. Gomamon Digivolved to Ikkakumon.

Crowd: GASP!!

Tai: Oh the horror!!! How has Joe been dealing with this lately?

Izzy: Joe? Joe who? Oh right! Joe! Um...let me think...well, he hasn't really shown his face in public since the incident. I can't blame him.

Tai: I would be tramatized to, if Agumon Digivolved to Ikkakumon.

Izzy: Yes, I'm glad that Tentomon Digivolved to Kabuterimon.

Tai: *Putting his hand on his ear* We have Sora down on the field with Matt to tell us some more. Sora?

Sora: Thanks Tai! Now Matt, could you tell us somre more about what happened?

Matt: I'm sorry Sora, I can't really say much since I never actually witnessed Gomamon Digivolving to Ikkakumon for the first time. *pause* You were there though.

Sora: *Looking oblivious* Oh right! *Hands microphone to Matt*

Matt: Okay, Sora, I've been told that you had climbed the mountain to save...what was his name? Joe? Anyway, you climbed the mountain to save Joe because he so stupidly climbed it by himself. Right?

Sora: *nods*

Matt: By this time, Gomamon had not yet Digivolved to Ikkakumon. What was your reaction when you saw him?

Sora: At first I was anxious to see what he would become but then I realized that...he Digivolved into Ikkakumon. Then I was disappointed.

Matt: Can't imagine how disappointed Joe is right now. *put his hand to ear* Oh, it seems as though Joe is letting himself be interviewed by none other than Mimi! Back to you Tai!

Tai: Thanks Matt and Sora! We're going to go to the moniter in the back to where we'll witness Joe's first apperence since Gomamon Digivolved to Ikkakumon.

Mimi: I know this is hard for you. Thank you for joining us today.

Joe: *Has a fuzzy blob on his face no one can see who he is* This is very difficult...

Mimi: I know. Now, tell us, what was going through your mind as you plundged down that cliff right before Gomamon Digivolved to Ikkakumon?

Joe: I was really hoping he would Digivolve into something that could fly. Or something half useful.

Mimi: I'm sure I'm not the only one who ponders this but...how exactly DID Ikkakumon get down the cliff to be under you before you touched bottom?

Joe: *silence* I don't know. I'm glad he did though.

Mimi: What disappoints you the most about Ikkakumon?

Joe: Everything. I'm sorry, I can't go on...

Mimi: We understand. *Puts hand to ear* Tai?

Tai: Thanks Mimi. What a strong boy that Joe is. Now we have two special guests with us here today. TK and Kari.

TK and Kari: *waves*

Tai: My first question is for you, TK. Now, remember the first time Ikkakumon ever Digivolved into Zudomon? What was going through your mind right before that joyuous occasion?

TK: Um...I wasn't really thinking about Zudomon or Ikkakumon...more like who would save me. It was Joe. I was kind of disappointed. I wanted to be saved by Matt.

Tai: Well...you weren't actually EXPECTING to be saved by Matt?

TK: Well, no. I'm not THAT stupid. I would just have preferred that if I had the choice or something...

Tai: But Matt wasn't avalable at the time because he was too busy making Kari cry. Right Kari?

Kari: YUP!!

Tai: So ANYWAY...what do you think of Ikkakumon Digivolving to Zudomon?

TK: Well I was relieved that I didn't have to ride on Ikkakumon anymore because Ikkakumon is big and fat and stupid and blubberly so Patamon was being sucked into him...well, it's not like I CARE about Patamon but it was just kind of disgusting...

Tai: And you Kari?

Kari: DA-HUCK!!

Tai: Um...yes of course. So anyway, that concludes our investagation of Gomamon Digivoling to Ikkakumon. We can all just be thankful that our Digimon are not Ikkakumon and we must all bow our heads for a moment in silence so show our respect for poor Joe because his Digimon Digivolves to Ikkakumon.