Unfortunately, all of the Digidestined individually met up with Noriko who at the time was feeling very psychotic and had just read a book on witchcraft. So she placed a curse on all of the Digidestined...

Mimi: YUM YUM!! I LOVE orange soda!!

Ken: *spitting out the orange soda* THIS IS ORANGE SODA?!

Matt: Well, yeah. What else would it be?

Ken: I just thought it was Sprite with orange food coloring that tasted all orangey!!

Tai: And we thought you were smart.

Ken: *runs out of the room.*

Yolei: I wonder what THAT was all about?! *everyone shrugs*

News Reporter Guy Bob: This just in…

All: AWK?!

News Reporter Guy Bob: A REAL LIVE vampire has been seen lurking the streets. If you see him, run into your house!! *Izzy and Yolei look at Cody who shrugs*

Yolei: Master, you’re right here!

Cody: SILENCE!!

All: CODY’S THE KING OF ALL VAMPIRES?! *They all ignore them momentarily*

Izzy: Master, I have committed a horrible crime against you!!

Cody: SILENCE!!

Izzy: No master!! Hear me out!! When lightning strikes I become…A VAMPIRE SLAYER!!

Vampire Slayers: AWK?!

Yolei and Cody: NO!!

All: CODY IS THE KING OF ALL VAMPIRES?! *Yolei and Izzy pull out their little Men In Black memory eraser thingys and erase everyone’s memories.*

Davis: ARGH!! NO!! *Everyone turns to see that DAVIS HAS TURNED INTO A GIRL!!! THE HORROR!!!

All: DAVIS HAS TURNED INTO A GIRL!!! THE HORROR!!!

Kari: Wait a second. I thought people only turned into girls when they were splashed with cold water… *Accumulates a bucket of cold water*

Matt: NO DON’T!!

Kari: Why not?

Matt: Because…I don’t want to get wet. *Kari splashes Matt just to spite him* ARGH!!

All: ARGH IT’S THE DIGIMON EMPEROR!!

Sora: Go away All! You ruin EVERYTHING!!

All: But…but…

The Digimon Emperor: Yes, All is right! I AM the Digimon Emperor!!

All: AWK!! OOPS!! *All explodes*

The Digimon Emperor: *The Digimon Emperor runs out of the room laughing like an insane little weasle*

TK: That was a little awkward...oh well.

Sora: Let's just all have dinner! I just have to heat up the meatballs! *goes into the other room.*

Jyou: Wait...how are you heating up these meatballs?!

Sora: In the microwave, silly!

Jyou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *He runs into the kitchen to stop Sora only to see that he is too late and the microwave has only ONE more second of heating!! It dings, there is a puff of smoke and Jyou is no longer standing there...it 'tis only A FROG!!*

Sora: OH MY LORD!! *she faints*

Kari: What's going on in here?! *she sees the meatballs* OH! I LOVE meatballs! *steps over Jyou the Frog and Sora's body and reaches the meatballs. She eats one and then gasps.* OH NO!!! These are SPICY meatballs!! *she coughs and chokes*

MEANWHILE!!!

Yolei: What's taking so long?! *goes into the other room to see a frog, Kari standing there squinting her eyes with a little gold hat on and a Chinese dress (in short, she looks like an overly sterotypical Chinese person) and Sora lying on the floor. She shrugs* What's going on?

Overly Sterotypical Chinese Person: *starts dancing around like the little mushrooms on Fanatisa and the prodigious little Chinese people The Nutcracker*

Yolei: Riiight...*TK walks in*

TK: Oh! Meatballs! *eats one and coughs* This meatball tastes like styrofoam!

Yolei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *She slowly turns into a Werewolf*

TK: ARGH!! *Mimi walks in*

Mimi: *sees The Werewolf* ARGH!!! You must have turned into a werewolf because of the full moon that's out tonight!!

TK: WHAT?! IT'S A FULL MOON?! *looks out the window to see that in fact, it is actually a full moon. He says "NOOOO" high and shrill and then he shrinks down and turns into a little person with wings. Mimi bends down and looks at him*

Mimi: What a pretty little fairy!

The Fairy: Yes, I AM a pretty little fairy! *starts playing with her dress and spreading fairy dust around to the world*

MEANWHILE!!!

*Suddenly, lightning strikes and A Vampire is standing there looking all evil*

A Vampire: MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Izzy: NOT LIGHTNING!! *he turns into a Vampire Slayer*

A Vampire: GASP!! NOT A VAMPIRE SLAYER!! *tunrs into a bat and flies away. The Vampire Slayer chases after him with a stake in hand.*

Cody: *quickly* Let's just watch some television! *turns on the television to see an Indian walking around*

Tai: Every time I see an Indian, all I can think of is Squanto.

Cody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *runs out of the room as there's a puff of smoke. The remaining people (Tai) shrugged and continued watching television ALLLLLLL alone.*

Sora: *walking in* Hello!

Yolei: *walking in* Hello!

Tai: Yolei, you're not supposed to be green. You're supposed to be vivid green.

Yolei: WHAT?! *Looks down* OH NO!! *she runs out of the room.*

Sora: I guess it's just YOU AND ME Tai!! *sits down. The Indian on the show has a horse and it neighs* DAMN IT!! *there is a puff of smoke and Sora is not there anymore. In her place is a hideously large cow*

Tai: UUUUUH!! *backs off. A commerical comes on and it's the Clap-On commerical* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *Tai's hair suddenly starts glowing*

Hideously Large Cow: UUUUUUH!!

HOURS AND HOURS LATER!!!

*Tai is sitting on the couch with glowing hair. The Digimon Emporer is tied up and gagged in the corner along with A Vampire. Hideously Large Cow is sitting there being hideously large. A Vampire Slayer is staring at A Vampire, probably planning to slay him. Yolei is crying. Jyou the Frog is just kind of...sitting there being neglected. The Pretty Little Fairy is spreading happiness. The Overly Stereotypical Chinese Person is still dancing around prodigiously. Female Davis is just kind of...sitting there next to Jyou the frog. The Werewolf is...sitting there as well. The Short-Tailed Monkey is pouting.*

Tai: I guess I'LL start since I'm the leader and all. I was put under a spell by Noriko so that when ever the Clap-On commerical came on, my hair would light up like a lightbulb.

Hideously Large Cow: Well, that's nothing compared to the spell that Noriko put on ME! She made it so that whenever I hear a horse neigh, I'd turn into this THING!

Izzy: As for me, I've ALWAYS been a Vampire Slayer!!

Tai: No, you said that whenever lightning strikes then you turn into a Vampire Slayer.

Yolei: And Noriko made is so that whenever I look in a mirror, I'd turn into Yolei! Now I have to look into water whenever I want to see what I look like!

A Werewolf: Well at least your hair is still an abnormal color. I turn into a werewolf whenever someone says 'styrofoam'. Pretty dumb, huh? *everyone agrees*

Jyou the Frog: And at the mere sound of a microwave dinging, I turn into a frog.

The Pretty Little Fairy: For one day out of the month, I turn into my BEAUTIFUL self! I only wish that it could last longer because I LOVE being a pretty little fairy!

Overly Stereotypical Chinese Person: *says something in Chinese and then laughs obliviously*

Female Davis: Whenever I'm flashed with a memory eraser, I turn female. It's just not fair. Here I was thinking that no one would every flash me with a memory eraser and...it just happened...who did anyway?!

Short Tailed Monkey: *saying this very quickly* AND whenever someone says 'Squanto', I turn into a short tailed monkey.

Tai: *going over to A Vampire of The Digimon Emperor and taking their gags off* What about you two?

A Vampire: *no response, only hissing noises*

The Digimon Emperor: How dare you treat me this way! Have you no idea who I am?! Now release me at once!! *Tai sighs and says whatever and puts their gags back on*

Short Tailed Monkey: We can saftly assume that water turns Matt into the Digimon Emperor and I'm almost positive that orange soda turns Ken into a vampire.

Female Davis: Okay, that's all well and good but what turns you all back? All it takes for me is being flashed with the memory eraser thing again.

Tai: I just have to see the taplight commerical.

Hideously Large Cow: And I have to hear a pig oink.

A Vampire Slayer: I will exterminate all the vampires!! *he turns back to normal* YAY!! I'm my normal self!! And all this time, all I had to say was 'exterminate'!

Yolei: I have to see Yolei. *glances at A Werewolf* But the problem is, she's a werewolf right now!

Jyou the Frog: Somebody has to kiss me.

The Pretty Little Fairy: When the sun rises, I will turn back to normal. *pouts*

Overly Stereotypical Chinese Person: *speaks in Chinese, laughs, speaks some more and then laughs obliviously. Everyone just kind of laughs along with her and she suddenly turns back again.* It's about time! I was waiting the whole time for someone to laugh!

A Werewolf: I have to touch styrofoam.

A Short Tailed Monkey: I have to listen to that song on Peter Pan. You know that one that's "What Makes the Red Man Red"?

Izzy: And them...? *gestures at A Vampire and The Digimon Emperor. Everyone shrugs*

Tai: I really don't care. I just want to turn off my hair. *turns on the television and starts flipping through the channels, in search of the taplight commericial.*

Hideously Large Cow: Hmm...OH RIGHT!! My piggy bank makes an oinking noise! *runs upstairs*

Yolei: Here, Yolei. *hands A Werewolf some styrofoam that she was just carrying around for some strange stupid reason. A Werewolf turns back into Yolei. Yolei looks at the other Yolei and then turns back into Mimi.* YAY!!

Yolei: YAY!!

Jyou the Frog: Someone kiss me! *hops around but no one wants to kiss Jyou let alone Jyou as a frog. Finally, A Pretty Little Fairy flies up to him.*

A Pretty Little Fairy: I will kiss you, Hansome Prince! *kisses him on the nose and he turns back into Jyou just as the sun rises. TK looks around and then looks at Jyou.* ARGH!!

Female Davis: Okay, I know ONE of you have the memory eraser...*starts looking around*

A Short Tailed Monkey: *listening to headphones. Then he stops suddenly and turns back into Cody.* I hate that song.

Kari: *holding a kettle of hot water since she kind of figured that if cold water turned him into the Digimon Emperor then hot water would turn him back.*

The Digimon Emperor: *moving the gag off his mouth with his shoulder* GET BACK YOU FOOL!! *kicks her and she falls over.*

Kari: ARGH!! *the water splashes all over A Vampire but he turns back into Ken. Ken looks around and figures that since he can't say 'YAY!!', he should just smile and look ungodly happy*

The Digimon Emperor: I DEMAND that you all untie me RIGHT THIS INSTANT or I'll just have to call forth my slaves!

Tai: *sarcastically* Yes master.

The Digimon Emperor: That's right and...*pauses and suddenly turns back into Matt at the sound of the word 'Master'!! YAY!!* FINALLY!! No offense Ken, but being you is really annoying. *Ken looks offended*

Cody: All right, I have no interest in you all knowing about the fact that I turn into a Short Tailed Monkey. *pulls out a memory eraser thing*

Female Davis: SO IT'S YOU WITH THE MEMORY ERASER!!

Everyone: CODY IS THE KING OF ALL VAMPIRES?!?! (Too bad that Ken is gagged or else he would have said it the LOUDEST!!)

Cody: Yes, I am. *flahses them all with the memory erasers. Female Davis turns back into Davis and everyone else looks around all confused as Cody puts his memory eraser away.*

Tai: Huh? Where am I?

Matt: Why am I tied up?

Sora: Why are they all over my house?

Izzy: Where's my computer?

Mimi: Where's my brush?

Jyou: Where's my inhaler?

TK: Why am I over Sora's house?

Kari: Are we having another reunion?

Davis: YAY!! I'M MALE AGAIN!!

Yolei: What the hell is Davis talking about?

Ken: I don't like being tied up and gagged. I mean...why if I want to SAY something?! It's not like I can ASK anyone to untie me...then again...MATT'S tied up too. I wonder why. I can't remember ANYTHING! And why am I over SORA'S house?! I'm so very confused!!

Cody: Until next time...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!