Yamato, Taichi, Mimi, Hikari, Takeru, Dawn and Lor were all at a Sushi Restaurant for lunch. There was a prodigious little guy standing there in front of the cooking area with a butcher knife and a pair of chopsticks.

"HAI!!" he said as some random lady tossed a cabbage at his butcher knife. He hooked the cabbage on his knife and threw it down on the grill and started chopping it up into tiny little pieces. Everyone clapped for him because he is the bomb.

"HAI!!" he said, turning around. Taichi shrugged and tossed a tomato at him because he figured that he wouldn’t be able to do anything with it. He caught it on his butcher knife and chopped it up into a million tiny little pieces. Everyone clapped again. Then he started twirling around the chopsticks and doing special little tricks as he winked at Lor.

"HAI!!" he said. Lor tossed him a cucumber. He caught it on his butcher knife and started chopping it up. Everyone clapped.

"Something for the little lady?" he asked in a strong accent that you could barely understand to Yamato while pointing to Dawn. Dawn erupted into crimdaughter red.

"Um…okay." Yamato said since he didn’t really know that the guy meant by the little lady so he tossed him a fish. The guy caught it on his butcher knife but suddenly he fell over forward.

"Yamato!!" shrieked Mimi, standing up. "YOU KILLED HIM WITH A FISH!!"

"I DIDN’T MEAN TO!!" Yamato yelled back, standing up as well. He turned and looked behind him. "NO LOOK!!" he said, pointing to someone who was running out the door. "There’s someone running outside with a big bloody butcher knife!"

Everyone ran to the window and saw something black go around the corner and disappear.

At this point, the manager guy ran in. He gasped like Ken when he saw that his prodigious sushi guy was lying on the hot grill, burning to a crisp. "MR. YAMAGUCHI!!!" he HOLL-ered as he ran over and pulled him off the grill but he crumbled into a pile of dust and blew away. "ARGH!!!" Then he noticed all of the Digidestined people standing by the window and he stomped over. "YOU SEVEN MURDERED MR. YAMAGUCHI!!"

"IT WAS ALL YAMATO!!!" yelled Taichi, pointing to Yamato.

"Not it wasn’t!" said Dawn. "We saw someone running around the corner with a bloody butcher knife!" (Oh and you know that random lady? Well, she exploded.)

Then Manager dialed 911 and called…911. Within seconds, there were about a thousand little police officer guys swarmed around taking evidence and taking pictures and interviewing all of the Digidestined people.

Then when they finally finished the questioning, the police people let them leave. They figured that they should take matters into their OWN hands since they’re the Digidestined and the have Digimon and they have crests and all.

"I think we should split into TWO groups!" said Takeru, looking down the intersection. "One group can follow this path of big thick drops of blood and the other group should follow this path of distinct, dark, black, pointy footprints!" Then he picked up one of the footprints.

"What a good idea, Takeru!!" said Hikari, picking up another one of the footprints.

"So who should go in which group?" wondered Dawn, glancing at Yamato and secretly wishing that they would go off into groups of TWO or something like that.

"Well, of COURSE I’m going to go with Takeru." Said Yamato. "I mean, I always want to be in the same group as him but especially since there’s a MURDERER going around."

"Likewise with me and Hikari." Said Taichi.

"Aw, come on, Taichi!" whined Hikari.

"Well, I REALLY want to go with Takeru…since he’s my best friend," Dawn quickly added while looking at Yamato.

"YAY!!" said Takeru. "We get to be in the same group!!"

"I’ll go with you guys, too!" said Mimi.

"No, I don’t want to be with Mimi since I hate her!!" said Dawn.

"Oh well I hate you too!" said Mimi as she backed off. "I’ll just be with Hikari, Taichi and Lor."

"Uh…okay." Said Lor.

SOOOO…Lor, Mimi, Taichi and Hikari followed the path of distinct, dark, black, pointy footprints, picking up each footprint and throwing them in the garbage can since littering is bad. Yamato, Takeru and Dawn went off following the trail of blood with a mop and cleaning it up as they went since blood is a very difficult stain to get off the sidewalk!!

MEANWHILE!!!

A very large, shadowy figure was in the middle of the room. There was a light projecting behind him so his shadow on the wall made him seem even bigger. Then all of a sudden, he put his hands up in the air and started laughing diabolically while looking in a crystal ball.

Two other figures in the shadows with very faint outlines since it was dark around them bowed to him and backed off.

MEANWHILE!!!

Yamato, Takeru and Dawn came across a huge dark castle with lightning bolts and thunder and dead trees and all that kind of stuff. They looked at each other and shrugged. Then they noticed this sign that said ‘This is not a secret lair!!’ in big red letters.

"Do you think this is a secret lair?" Yamato asked.

"There’s a slight possibility." Dawn replied sarcastically.

"Yeah, it’s A secret lair but is it THE secret lair?" Takeru wondered out loud.

"Well, let’s just check it out because it MIGHT be." Said Dawn. Yamato and Takeru agreed and started walking towards the castle.

MEANWHILE!!!

"WHAT?!" came the shadow in the big ol’ chair while looking in his big ol’ crystal ball. "THEY’RE COMING!!! SLAVES!!!!"

Two little shadow slaves came around the corner to their master’s needs. "What’s the matter?!" asked one of them. The person in the chair turned around with glowing red eyes.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THAT SIGN OUT THERE!!!" he yelled.

"I thought you told me TO put the sign out there!" said the second one. There was the sound of a kettle going off as the master started fuming and turning red.

"GET OUT THERE!!!" he yelled. "GET RID OF IT!!!!!"

"Yes master!" the two said as they rushed out the door. The screen zoomed up close to the master’s glowing eyes.

"They cannot find me!" he said through clenched teeth.

MEANWHILE!!!

"Hm…the tracks stop here." Said Taichi, setting the trash bucket of footprints down.

"Look at that!" said Hikari, pointing to a big dark castle with lightning and thunder and a bunch of dead trees around it. (Irony? MAYBE!!!)

"Look at this sign!" said Mimi, pointing to a sign that said ‘THIS IS NOT A SECRET LAIR!!’

"This is a secret lair?" Lor read obliviously.

"I guess we should…go…just in case it’s THE secret lair that we’re looking for, you know?" Taichi said with a shrug. The others figured WHY THE HELL NOT?! So they all went towards the secret lair.

MEANWHILE!!!!

"SLAVES!!!!" yelled the master. "WHY IS THE SIGN STILL THERE?!"

The two slaves rushed in. "Master, we changed it so it said that it WAS a secret lair so that way, everyone would think it wasn’t!" said the first one. The master fumed some more and grabbed his hair.

"WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!?!?!?" he yelled, yanking his hair out and jumping around on his chair.

"Sorry master! We’ll fix it!!" said one of the minions as the two ran out in two long streaks of smoke.

MEANWHILE!!!

"Okay, we should stay together in a group just in case…" said Dawn as she pulled the other two boys in so that they were in a big huddle.

"Do you really think it’s necessary to be THIS close?" asked Takeru.

"What? We’re in a secret lair! Of COURSE we need to take extra precautions!" said Dawn.

"Yeah but the sign said that this is NOT a secret lair." Added Yamato.

"That’s what they WANT you to think! It really is a secret lair! And I bet that if we opened…THIS door…" exclaimed Dawn as she pointed to a random door. "Then we’d see all of their secretive activities going on!"

She walked over to the door and opened it quickly in one swift motion. They all look in to see the two minions in the distance doing something they couldn’t quite make out. The two figures shot up.

"ARGH!! They found us!" they said in unison. One of them ran over to a desk and picked something out. There was a flash of light and the rest is a blur. They exited the room and the last thing they heard was, "Left foot, blue!"

MEANWHILE!!

Taichi, Mimi, Hikari and Lor made their way down an unnecessarily long hallway with millions of doors on each side. Some were locked, some were not, some had odd things like moving trains or lions inside of them and some were just storage rooms or bathrooms.

"You know, this building didn’t LOOK this big from the outside!" said Lor as she opened up another door. She saw a bunch of trees with melting clocks draped over them and decided that this door would be better if left shut.

"Maybe we just didn’t see the back," said Taichi as he attempted to open a locked door.

Hikari opened up another door. "Another bathroom. How many is that, Mimi?"

"I think that’s number twenty-four." Said Mimi, looking at her checklist.

They opened up another door to see Koushiro floating there all spooky and…GHOST-LIKE!!

"Taaaaai-chiiii…" he wailed as his voice echoed around in the huge hallway. "You must go baaaaaack…" Then he wobbled around a bit. Then the words, "Oops, sorry" were heard. Koushiro turned back to the others.

"You heard me! GO AWAY!!" he yelled.

The four looked at each other. "Since when is Koushiro dead?" asked Lor. "Did he die and I just didn’t know and none of you told me?"

"I didn’t know he died." Said Taichi. Hikari and Mimi nodded in agreement.

"I…um…fell off a cliff…" said Koushiro. "Now if you don’t leave then you will suffer my same fate!"

"So, if we don’t leave, then we’ll fall down a cliff?" asked Mimi.

"Um, let’s just leave." Said Hikari.

"Yes. Please do!" said Koushiro’s ghost. Then he fell to the ground and then lifted back up. "OW! HEY!!" he yelled. Then he looked at the four in front of him. "I haven’t had time to learn how to fly. Being a ghost is harder than it looks."

"Okay Koushiro. We’ll leave soon. Have fun being dead." Said Taichi as he walked over to another door.

"NO!! NOT THAT ONE!!" yelled Koushiro as he jumped down and ran over to go in front of the door but he tripped over his dress. "ROBE." Right. His robe. "Ow!"

Everyone stared at Koushiro as he stood up. "PLEASE don’t go in there…because…uh…that’s where I died."

"I thought you fell off a cliff." Said Mimi.

"There’s a cliff in there." Said Koushiro signaling to apparently no one.

"A cliff in a house?" asked Lor.

"Yes." Said Koushiro, his slight hand gestures turning more into dancing around like a knave. Then he suddenly fell over and glided away. (Okay, I admit, he was tied to a rope to help him "fly" but then the person holding him up pulled him over with the rope and pulled him off.)

They all did the Dr. Evil style riiiiight… and then opened the oh-so-forbidden door and…you guessed it, FELL!!

MEANWHILE!!

"Why are we here?" asked Dawn.

"I have no idea." Said Yamato.

"Let’s leave." Said Takeru as he opened a random door and they all walked in. They all looked ahead to see a gigantic throne in front of them in the darkness. There was the sound of really deep, low and loud diabolic laughter.

"I think we made a wrong turn." Said Dawn.

"I think so too." Said Yamato.

"Let’s leave." Said Takeru as he went for the door.

"STOP!!!" the really low voice bellowed from behind the throne. That’s when the other four dropped from the ceiling. "Good, you’re all here." He said. Because you can assume that someone with a voice like that is of the male gender. "Now I can take care of you."

The giant throne spun around and the giant creature stepped off of it and down the stairs. As he descended, he got smaller and smaller until he was almost up to everyone’s waists.

Everyone suddenly became less scared of this.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?" he yelled in his still very low voice. Everyone averted their eyes from him to keep from laughing. They were, however, afraid of the fact that such a little person can have such a deep voice. "SLAVES!!" he yelled. The two figures ran in and flipped on the light switch.

"YES MASTER!!" they yelled. The master person shielded his eyes.

"ARGH!!! I SAID NEVER TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!" he yelled.

Everyone looked at their foe to see a small child, around the age of four standing in front of them. They turned around to see Koushiro and some girl with lavenderish hair and glasses standing by the light switch.

"SORRY MASTER!!!" they yelled as they flipped off the lights again.

"They know too much already." Said the little boy. "Bring them outside and take care of them."

The two slaves ran over and don’t ask how but somehow they managed to get all seven of them outside.

"This is for your own good." Said Koushiro as he pressed a button on a little device he held. There was a sudden flash and as far as everyone was concerned, they were in the restaurant the whole time and no one was killed.

As for the small child and his two minions…well, they were forgotten and everyone lived their lives as if nothing had ever happened.

Yamato, Takeru, Dawn

Taichi, Mimi, Hikari, Lor