Okay, it all started with a friendly little episode of Dragon Ball Z. It had Piccolo in it. He was searching for Cell and Cell was searching for Android 17 and 18. Piccolo had just become a Super Namek and now he was trying to destroy Cell because if Cell became complete then he would take over the universe.
What the hell does this have to do with Gabumon looking like a crispy banana without his fur? I'm getting to that part!!
So anyway, Cell crept up behind Piccolo and stuck his stupid tail in Piccolo's arm. Since Cell can do these kinds of things, he sucked all the fluid crud out of Piccolo's arm.
So then Piccolo's arm was all yellow. And crispy enough for him to be able to rip it off. And he did eventually.
Well...we needed a way to describe the way Piccolo's arm looked. It was long and yellow. Like a banana. It was also crispy. That was very unlike a banana because bananas don't get crispy even if they go bad. So even though bananas don't get crispy, his arm still looked like a banana and it was all crispy. So we dubbed it 'The Crispy Banana'.
Okay, okay, that's all well and good but what about Gabumon looking like a crispy banana?! HOLD YOUR STUPID HORSES!!
We were making a poll for another site right after Dragon Ball Z ended. The question was 'Would you like to see what Gabumon looks like without his fur?' We were brain storming answers like 'Yes', 'No', 'No, that's nasty' and so forth. We finally got to the bottom and we needed another idea for an answer. All that was REALLY on our minds was that Piccolo's arm looked like a crispy banana. So for one of the answers we said 'No, he probably looks like a crispy banana'.
Well, as fate would tell it, that answer was voted for the most. WHO KNEW?! So anyway, we decided that since he never took off his fur that we would say he looked like a crispy banana to sound superior over people who DIDN'T know what he looked like.
Thank you Gabumon for looking like a crispy banana without your fur.
Or...thank you Piccolo and your crispy banana-y arm.
And if we want to go even further, thank you Cell for making Piccolo's arm crispy like a banana.
Then again, we could go even further and thank Dr. Gero for making Cell so he could go and make Piccolo's arm crispy.
We could go further even more and thank Goku. If Goku didn't exsist, Dr. Gero would never be possessed to make Cell and if he didn't make Cell then Cell wouldn't have made Piccolo's arm crispy and then Gabumon wouldn't have looked like a crispy banana.
Then we could also thank Goku's father, Bardok, for having Goku so he could posses Dr. Gero so he could make Cell so he could make Piccolo's arm a crispy banana and then make Gabumon look like a crispy banana.
So...
THANK YOU BARDOK!!
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